Kid Stories

I have worked at the same steakhouse for over 3, going on 4 years. There is one table that completely sticks out in my mind every time I think of a horrible day.

It was a table of 2 adults and 7 kids, so 9 total. Not a huge deal; I handle big tables all the time, so I figured this would be a piece of cake. Their kids ended up spilling spaghetti, macaroni and cheese, and cookies all over the floor. I figured whatever, I clean stuff like this all the time. The whole night the kids were running back and forth to the candy machines like all kids do, and parents let them due to the fact that they would like to actually have a conversation instead of listen to whiny kids.

When they got up to leave, the floor was stained, candy was everywhere, and the guy had the nerve to come up to me and chuckle while saying, “Sorry Miss, our kids spent all your tip money on the candy machine.” Yeah, real freakin’ funny jerk.

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In this story, I was the person who made someone else’s dinner miserable. In my defense I was a little under the age of two at the time.

My grandfather decided to take my mother and me out to eat at a steak house. Being on a limited budget, my mother couldn’t afford a sitter and brought me along. Usually I was a quiet child, but on this night I decided to let my brat side out. I was on the fussy side, but not to the point of a full-blown tantrum.

At one point during the evening I tossed a tomato. It landed on some guy’s bald head. Needless to say my mother was embarrassed. My grandfather thought it amusing that I actually hit the bald spot.

As I don’t remember the incident, unlike my mother who’s repeated the story over the last 40 years, I can’t claim any shame. However, to the gentleman who had a tomato land on his head in a steak house on Main Street in Waltham, MA back in the early 70s: I’m sorry.

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Diaper Dilemma

May 21, 2011

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While enjoying my meal at a nice restaurant, I noticed a couple at a nearby table with a baby. Although they doted on the baby during their entire meal, it didn’t bother me much since the baby was well behaved.

Later on in the evening I noticed that several servers were crowded around the couple’s table. The expressions on their faces were a mixture of anger, revulsion and disbelief. I heard one of them say, “That’s sick!” I was able to eventually see that before the family departed they had left a used diaper on the table!

The servers kept staring at the diaper while talking disparagingly about the filthy family; none of them seemed to know what to do to resolve the matter. Finally someone said that another server, “Jenny,” used to work in a nursing home, so she should remove it. One of the servers walked into the kitchen and soon thereafter the poor ex-nursing home worker came out and disposed of the dirty diaper.

Of course my appetite was ruined by this experience. People can be such pigs!

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The Demon Child

March 28, 2010

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I once dropped by a local grilled chicken restaurant for a bite to eat during my lunch break from work. I loved this place as I knew one of the members of the staff and the food is great. After having a little chat with the lady behind the counter, I gave my order and waited for it to arrive. There were only a few people waiting so it was really quiet. That was until the demon child was dragged into the restaurant.

A gentleman casually walked in dragging a little girl on one of those leash things for children. She was screaming and throwing a massive temper tantrum. Everyone nearby began shaking their heads and shooting dirty looks at the child and her father who seemed totally oblivious to his hellspawn’s howling. For the next few minutes the child continued to scream and shout and stomp in a huge tantrum. The father just stared at the menu waiting his turn and paid absolutely no attention to the child as she started to pull at her leash. After being given my meal, I walked past them and had to resist the urge to tell him that he had the worst behaved child I had ever seen. The father apparently decided the restaurant wasn’t good enough and walked out when it was their turn. You could still hear the child’s screaming tantrum outside. Everyone looked relieved when they left.

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Unfairly Treated Waitress

March 25, 2010 Kid Stories

There was once an incident at the restaurant where I work where a waitress got into trouble for something she didn’t deserve in my opinion. The incident happened when a baby boy belonging to a couple sitting at one table started to cry. While the parents tried to calm the baby, a snooty man sitting [...]

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Bratty Kids Ruin Meal

January 3, 2010 Kid Stories

When I was in my late teens I used to frequently go to a local restaurant in my hometown in the UK to treat myself. Sometimes I brought my girlfriend with me. I new one of the members of staff at this restaurant so I really liked the place. But one afternoon a family consisting [...]

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Tumultuous Toddler In The Tearoom

November 22, 2009 Kid Stories

My husband and I spent our honeymoon over Christmas in London a few years ago. We had heard Christmas tea at the Ritz was (while of course a bit touristy) a special thing to do in London around the holidays. So I booked a champagne tea for two months in advance and swallowed our sticker [...]

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“Slow” Oven Troubles Toddler

June 12, 2009 Kid Stories

When our son was about 18 months old, my wife and I thought we might try taking him out to a restaurant. He was a generally quiet, well-behaved kid, even at that age, and we made sure we brought lots of quiet activities and even some Cheerios and other toddler snacks for the wait. We [...]

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Kids On The Hoof

April 16, 2009 Kid Stories

My co-workers and I had gone to eat a quick lunch at a “family-friendly” steak/chicken restaurant while attending a conference in Arizona. Now, when I say “family-friendly” I mean kids can order kid style meals there and maybe get a balloon, but otherwise it was an sort of an adult atmosphere. This wasn’t one of [...]

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