Pizza Delivery Guy Exacts Revenge

December 26, 2016

in Fast Food Stories

I worked as a pizza delivery guy for a big corporate pizza company. This man had ordered a pizza to be delivered to his home. The advertised price was $12.99. The final price was $18:35 (tax and delivery charge). I took the worst cussing ever from a customer.

Later that night (after work) I was riding around with a friend, as young kids do. I was nursing a glass bottle of soda pop. We passed by his house. I yelled at my friend to stop driving. I got out and threw my bottle at his house. I hit his glass door by mistake. It shattered. We sped off, but it felt great to get some self satisfaction.

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mensa58 December 27, 2016 at 9:04 am

So you're proud of yourself for committing vandalism (property damage) in exchange for a jerk of a customer? Not good and definitely not justified.

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PowderKeg February 9, 2017 at 12:29 pm

My cameras would have gotten you. You better believe your next shift at work would have been one for the memory books.

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Amy May 27, 2017 at 10:56 pm

This is Texas…. I would have shot your ass. Some customer curses you out (which by the way, you NEVER mentioned what he was upset about, just told us the prices of the pizza which the customer would have already known) and you decide to act like a little kid. You're lucky you weren't arrested! But it's smart to post it to a public website. Did you Facebook Live it as well? #smdh

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Nemo July 1, 2017 at 2:02 pm

Wait Wait…You would shoot a kid for throwing a bottle at your door? How is your reaction any better than his you twat?

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Stang August 11, 2017 at 11:17 am

It's pretty clear that he is just a kid. Vandalism totally justifies murder though. Makes complete sense to me. In case you couldn't pick up on this, I'm being sarcastic. You're clearly not very good at things like that if you couldn't figure out that the customer was complaining about the price.

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