Waitress’ Name

This is event happened while I was the chef at a restaurant on Cape Cod. One busy summer night two restaurant waitresses, Kelly and Mary, were trying to help each turn tables so that we could accommodate another seating before closing time. Kelly asked Mary to add up a check and drop it at a table that was waiting to leave. Mary added up the check and wrote a salutation to thank the diners for their business. Kelly then went to the table to pick up the check. The diners commented on what an interesting name she had and did it run in her family. She brought the check back to the kitchen and read Mary’s salutation. It read, “Thank You Anus.”

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