Mum Gets Hit On

March 4, 2010

in Diner Stories

When I was a young boy, my mother and I were staying at a seaside hotel for a needed break. One evening we were sitting in the hotel’s restaurant having a drink and listening to the hotel’s singers. Unfortunately our evening was about to be ruined at the arrival of a scruffy fellow who decided without our permission to sit with us. Eyes on my mother, he began to flatter her with compliments on her looks, and saying that he had never met a woman like her.

Needless to say we were quite annoyed at this flashy intruder, so I cleared my throat finally getting his attention. Nothing we did seemed to get the message across to him that we wanted to be alone. This guy finally leaned closer to my mother and said that she had a beautiful bun of hair! That was a cue for a swift exit. We left the table leaving this weirdo staring longingly after us. The next morning my poor mother was constantly looking over her shoulder to make sure that her admirer was not there.

{ 25 comments… read them below or add one }

Jodi March 5, 2010 at 12:50 pm

I use a pre-emptive tactic to dissuade them from being able to sit at my table without asking. I place my purse and/or jacket on the empty seat next to me. This makes it hard for them to sit down without asking. I have yet to run into a guy who would just pick up my purse and sit down.


rerere March 5, 2010 at 2:28 pm

Next time, smack him.


Connie March 6, 2010 at 11:53 pm

Your dear mum thought about that man for rest of her life.


Clare March 7, 2010 at 12:58 am

I would have smacked him silly.


Bob March 7, 2010 at 7:22 am

I agree with Connie. Your mum was probably looking over her shoulders hoping that her admirer was there. I bet that she harbors secret fantasies about that mysterious stranger.


Poster March 7, 2010 at 10:20 am

Hey! Just watch what you are all saying about my mother. I do not take too kindly to people like you so just be careful before I say something hateful.


joe March 9, 2010 at 4:19 am

That dude must have been either drunk or high. A swift groin kick is in order for that guy.


Serenity March 11, 2010 at 10:13 am

I don't understand how ppl let stuff like this happen. I myself am a very assertive girl, and have no problem telling someone that I don't want to be bothered. So many ppl are afraid to stand up for themselves, and allow themselves to get stuck talking to some ahole all night, bc they are afraid they'll be the rude one. My opinion is that if I didn't want to talk to you in the first place, or you invaded my space, conversation, etc., I don't care if you think I'm rude, and I'd rather you think that, than have my whole night ruined bc I'm too "polite" to stand up for myself! which, btw, is what jerkies like that guy are hoping for…that you won't have a backbone!


rerere March 11, 2010 at 1:43 pm

I just realized something- this story is fake!


Undercover February 17, 2018 at 11:03 pm

Like your "intelligence".


Hugh G. Rection March 19, 2010 at 1:17 am

Your mom was looking over her shoulder, because after you were asleep, she was on all fours with him behind her, and she was looking over her shoulder at the man mounting her. By doing this the next day, she was reenacting it in her mind. She desired him to rut with her again, like animals.


Poster March 19, 2010 at 12:23 pm

Listen to me you sad pathetic little man. I did not post this story up here to listen to the rantings of a perverted loser like you and you're friends Bob and Connie. I may be a kid but I'm not afraid to defent myself. Do you actually think that you are all being funny? So do us all a favour and piss off!


Poster March 19, 2010 at 12:39 pm

Look guys I'm sorry for snapping like that but please try to realise that some of the things you say could really hurt someones feelings. I got quite angry as I love and care for my mother very much. Just please try to think of how the poster will feel before leaving a comment. Thanks for you're comments anyway, peace.


Bob March 19, 2010 at 2:25 pm

I'm sorry. You're right, I wasn't considerate in my response. Thanks for contributing your story which I enjoyed.


Jack March 24, 2010 at 2:21 pm

Let's see, you say you were a "young boy" having a drink with your mother. That bell doesn't ring right. The rest of your story sounds kind of fishy too.

When you people make these stories up, do you ever read them back before posting them?

What would be wrong with your poor old mother hooking up with this stranger for a quick roll on the beach. I bet it would have been a lot more fun then having a "drink" with her young son. After all mom's need sex too.


Poster March 24, 2010 at 4:43 pm

Say what you want Jack but you are not getting to me. I must ask though why you always leave such vile and quite frankly hurtful comments on some stories. I am a frequent visitor to this site and I do not want to hear nasty comments from people like you. You are only making a fool of youreself. Also just to make things a bit clear I was drinking soda not booze and I cross my heart that this story is true. So can't we all just please get along. Oh and Bob, thanks for you're reply, I appreciate it. At least some people have a heart.


Shamu September 13, 2011 at 4:22 am

All mum's need to use birth control at times too sad yours didn't I bet she regrets it everyday


Jack March 25, 2010 at 3:29 pm

Dear Poster,

What was so vile about my message? How was my message nasty?

Your mom must have had sex at least once, I mean she had you. What makes you think she didn't want to have sex that night? I bet she wanted to, and I bet she did. I'll bet she had a good old rollicking time. You know what else, I'll bet you watched! LOL


rerere March 25, 2010 at 4:41 pm

I think the original poster is gay. He needs to go out, and get a job. And, lose some wait.


Kiddy April 17, 2010 at 7:14 pm



rerere April 18, 2010 at 7:57 am

loose some weight


jack February 14, 2011 at 4:02 pm

How do you lose "wait"?

Buy a spell checker.


Alex February 14, 2011 at 12:36 pm

What the hell is every one’s problem leave the kid alone. So what if his story might be fake that gives you no right to make fun of him and please do not using being gay or overweight as insults


Hugh February 15, 2011 at 6:25 am

Oh, stop defending the fat little gay kid. 🙂


Ace November 29, 2016 at 3:43 am

All those trolls- Hugh, Bob, etc. are probably pathetic losers in real life that never get laid and so they have to resort to hitting on women at restaurants and maybe even spiking their drinks.


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