Let me set the scenario…
I work at a world-renowned health spa. I’ve been in the food and beverage industry for 20 years. I’ve opened many a bottle of wine and Champagne throughout my career. Since it’s a health spa I work at, not as many people order alcohol as in other restaurants, so it’s exciting when they do. $$$ Check average = more tip.
Last night one of my first tables was celebrating an anniversary and ordered a bottle of Drappier Champagne. This particular bottle has a lower sugar content than other Champagnes, so it tends to have a bigger kick. Excitedly I go to the table and present the bottle. I then gracefully remove the foil, loosen the cage, and hold it at a 45 degree angle. Since it was chilled nicely, there was a slight condensation all around. I carefully made sure that I had a firm grip on the cork and that it was not aimed in the direction of others. With a smile, I proceeded to remove the cork.
Instead of a desired “psst,” there went a “POW!” The cork remained tightly in my grip. Then using the condensation as a run way, the bottle shot backwards out of my other hand, hit the floor, and created quite the spectacle!!! Bubbly Champagne shot up high in the air, christened a couple of innocent bystanders, went up one side of me, and up the other!!! I had this refined beverage in my hair, eyes, and through my undergarments!!! I have no idea what was my facial expression, but I’m sure it was priceless!!!
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I would have loved to have seen that. LOL! I always enjoy entertainment with a good meal.
Ha! I bet that whould have been a youtube hit.
Funny (when you look back on it)! LOL!
Thanks for sharing your story, Nicole, and for providing an update! By maintaining an appearance of control and employing humor, you managed to turn what would have been a disaster into a win-win for everyone. Kudos on your performance!
Which is why we always hold a bottle of sparking wine with a cloth (to ensure the grip.) these rules are not rules for nothing. Still kind of funny I give it a loosery yawn chuckle.